Posted by Teddy Panos, Sun Staff
-----The Red Sox will soon announce plans to expand Fenway Park’s capacity by 143-seats. Construction on the “Tower of Terror Pavilion” will begin immediately following the 2008 season and is expected to be finished in time for the 2009 campaign. The new seats, selling for $750 per game, will run up and down the giant Coke bottle located high above the center field bleachers and can only be accessed via a helicopter basket drop.
In order to ensure the project captures the “historic” feel of the ballpark, Sox President Larry Lucchino asked the architect to design all 143-seats at an angle that allows ticket holders a direct view of every inch of Fenway Park except the one area where all game action originates…the pitcher’s mound. In addition, they’ll barely be big enough to contain an average sized human being circa 1912, meaning anyone larger than 5’6” 145-pounds will need a giant shoe horn to slide in and out of the chairs. They will have cup holders, however.
-----In a move sure to stun the national media and fantasy football fans in search of an inside edge, Patriots coach Bill Belichick has decided to alter the team’s policy on disclosing injury information. Beginning with the first week of training camp, Belichick will open his daily press conferences with a 10-15 minute update on every player who steps foot in the trainer’s room, even if the sole purpose of that visit is to pay respects to a member of the team’s medical staff who suffered a death in the family.
This means Tom Brady will no longer be listed as “Probable (shoulder)” on the weekly injury report unless he’s really probable with a shoulder injury. In addition, the star Quarterback’s every step at Gillette Stadium and in Greenwich Village will be filmed by a member of the team’s video staff and broadcast live on Patriots.com. “It’s not like I can use these guys on the sidelines anymore” said the Pats head coach. “What do I care how many Stalkerazzi TMZ has to lay off as a result?”
-----Robert Kraft and John Henry are joining forces in an effort buy the Boston Bruins when current ownership puts the team on the market this offseason. “I’ve decided I no longer have the hunger to win a Stanley Cup at all costs,” said current B’s owner Jeremy Jacobs. “Actually, I stopped trying decades ago, but was making so much money off the insanely loyal Boston hockey fans that I couldn’t quite pull the trigger.” With Black and Gold wearing Hockey Krishnas no longer flocking to the “House Dimitri Kvartolnov Built” like lemmings, Jacobs figures the least he can do is sell to a pair of guys who know you actually have to spend a buck or two on quality players to win a championship.
-----Hollywood sources indicate actress Jennifer Garner will leave husband Ben Affleck when filming of “This Side of Truth” commences in Lowell next week. The actress, a staple of People Magazine’s “50 Most Beautiful People in the World” list, has her sights set on another, yet unnamed leading man.
“I’ve grown tired of living with a filthy rich heartthrob like Ben,” Garner was reportedly overheard telling friends. “This new man is everything I ever wanted: aging, overweight, hairy and flat broke. He even writes his own sports blog. I can’t wait to tour the Mill City’s hot spots with him!”
In case that last “scoop” wasn’t enough to tip you off, check your calendars. And Happy April Fool’s Day!
Posted by Teddy Panos, Sun Staff
Posted by Teddy Panos, Sun Staff
Posted by Teddy Panos, Sun Staff
Posted By Lynn Worthy, Sun Staff
While that choice may pay dividends down the line, there’s no guarantee, particularly for the pitching rotation. Those waiting for Jon Lester and Clay Buchholz to blossom in such a high-stakes environment are likely to be disappointed. You have to go all the way back to Roger Clemens and Bruce Hurst to find a successful, homegrown starter who cut his teeth on the Fenway mound.
If all this baseball talk has you primed, check out SportsTalk over at thesunblog.com. The Sun’s baseball boys, Chaz Scoggins and Dave Pevear, have begun blogging on a regular basis, and they promise to do even more of it once the season begins.
Posted by Teddy Panos, Sun Staff
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Posted by Teddy O'Panos, Sun Staff
As impressive as Tiger’s current run of five consecutive PGA tournament wins is, I’m not so sure it’s more eye-catching than the Houston Rockets streak of 22 in a row. Woods has actually won seven successive PGA events in the past, so he still has two more weekends of work to match his past performance.
Most Boston fans point to the Pistons as the biggest obstacle between the Celtics and a return trip to the NBA Finals. The team they really should be worrying about is Cleveland. Or should I say, King James and his court. Call me paranoid, but I have nightmares about LeBron doing what he did to the Pistons in Game 5 of last year’s conference finals and single-handedly carrying an inferior team to victory.
Posted By Lynn Worthy, Sun Staff
Posted by Chaz Scoggins
The Bruins did not look like a team riding a six game winning streak when they faced off against Alexander Ovechkin and the Capitals last night, they looked more like a bunch of misfits that couldn't do anything right. Alex the great recorded a five point night with a hat trick and two assists leading the Caps to the 10-2 destroying of the Black and Gold. The way the Capitals undressed the Bs last night was more embarrassing then BC and NU's games against the Red Sox last week. 

In case you haven’t figured it out yet, these words were written about Asante Samuel and Randy Moss.
Moss, on the other hand, gets his reward after a record-setting season in which he helped take the Patriots offense to a new level…at least in the regular season. The playoff disappearing act has already been documented above, and it should also be noted it came after a bye week of “horseplay.” In essence, the best reason I’ve heard for signing Moss is to keep Tom Brady happy. Then again, winning the Super Bowl is what ultimately makes Tom Terrific happy on the gridiron, not any regular season stats or records. Did he look happy to you in Arizona? 