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"I'mInAJihad" Should Declare Holy War on HGH
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Posted by Teddy Panos, Sun Staff

A few talking points while awaiting my invitation to address the Columbia University School of Journalism (must have accidentally been sent to Tehran);

Yesterday’s announcement by the Drug Enforcement Administration that 120-people were arrested as part of an 18-month international investigation into illicit steroid labs is going to send shock waves through the sports world. The DEA reportedly has more evidence than they know what to do with at this point, and the scope of this sting dwarfs the Albany, NY investigation that outed Human Growth Hormone users Rodney Harrison and Rick Ankiel, among others.

That collective gasp you hear is coming from locker rooms throughout the country. Athletes mistakenly thought they could get away with using HGH because they’re only required to take urine tests, assuming they’re tested at all, which can’t detect the substance. What they didn’t count on was the labs used to purchase drugs being busted and having their records confiscated.

If only they were smart enough not use their own names. Then again, the brain is one body part HGH can’t strengthen or heal!

bondsneedle.jpgFor the record, I find Rodney Harrison to be one of the more interesting, eloquent and stand-up athletes I’ve ever covered. Despite finding out he made steroid purchases as early as 2003 (if not earlier), I still think he’s a good person, and an even better teammate. That said, any of you who’ve denounced Barry Bonds yet plan on applauding Harrison solely for the purpose of showing support are a capital H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E, no better than the San Francisco sycophants who cheer BALCO Barry’s accomplishments.

On a related note, a rather remarkable streak ended this weekend. I’ll bet only fantasy leaguers fighting for a championship cared that Hank Blalock hit a home run off Chad Bradford Saturday. (Of course, if you have either Blalock or Bradford on your fantasy team, chances are you aren’t competing for a championship!) I’ll also bet you didn’t know that was the first homer allowed by Bradford in 128-games, the longest such streak in 51-years.

How is that related to the steroid talk in previous paragraphs? Well, because Bradford’s accomplishment is even more remarkable when you take into account the rampant cheating going on in baseball these days. And yes, I fully realize pitchers are doing the stuff as much, if not more than hitters.

dereklowetewksbury.jpgSpeaking of fantasy sports, pretty solid advice I handed out about not expecting big things out of Randy Moss this year, wasn’t it? In my defense, I had Wilmington High’s Ernie Melo (7-rushing TD’s vs. Lawrence) and Tewksbury’s Derek Lowe (he sank Lowell with TD runs of 55 and 73 yards) in my schoolboy league. (Wink, wink)

That was a pretty classy move by the Boston College football team Saturday, standing behind Army during the playing of their song, then shaking hands with the Cadets and thanking them for their service. Shows me that head coach Jeff Jagodzinski gets it.

Barry Scanlon’s article a couple of weeks ago about Charlie Weis and Romeo Crennel struggling since leaving Foxboro reminded me of a discussion I’ve had with a few friends about the Patriots success beings a “chicken or the egg” argument. Is it mostly due to Bill Belichick, who wasn’t exactly a “genius” until a certain 6th round pick appeared on the scene? Or should most of the credit go to Tom Brady, a relative nobody until a certain head coach got his mitts on him?

Try broaching that one next time you’re hanging around with friends and family. Or better yet, right here! Guaranteed, you’ll get an argument either way!

Comments (4)
Shappy:

Anyone who has followed the Patriots at all knows that they would NOT be the Dynasty they without Tom Brady and Bill Bilichick! They dont have the success without the Future Hall of Fame coach and quarterback!

dboisver:

They need to find every one of these HGH-taking cheaters and kick them all out of their respective sports... Offer any athlete a shot at amnesty if they confess RIGHT NOW before the investigation names names. If they refuse they should be booted out of their sport for life. I'm sure HGH has been taken by some otherwise fine gentlemen and also by some of the jerks of sport but no matter their personality they're taking it to gain an unfair advantage and the fact that there's no test for it means that those who were taking it probably thought they were above being caught. Need to send a message that this kind of thing will be punished almost to the point of excess in order to nip it in the bud right now.

If they don't then just like steroids I bet this stuff will filter down to the college and high school athletes (if it hasn't already).

Teddy P.:

How's your changeup DB? Or your ability to bunt? What's your time in the 40? Can you pick up a blitz?

Because I have a hunch if everyone who uses is tossed, you're going to be a professional athlete. There won't be many of them left. If a stiff like Jay Gibbons is using...Jay Freakin Gibbons, for Christ's sake...then imagine how many there really are on the stuff!

dboisver:

My ability to pick up a paycheck with as many zeroes as theirs have would be just fine :-)

I guess we'd have to find out the full extent of it but if it amounted to, say, 20% of the pro leagues that are on the stuff would it really be a loss to get rid of them and replace them with guys who just miss making teams out of their respective training camps? I agree if the percentage is closer to 75 or 80 it would not be such a good thing but that's why I say that you offer them the chance to fess up right now to avoid the actual punishment (whatever it is) if you get caught without owning up to it.

I mean cycling was overrun with this kind of thing and they are actually now taking the approach of basically booting these guys out of the sport. The "major league" sports need to come up with stiff penalties to deter this kind of thing to try to keep athletes clean. As long as there is a way to gain an edge and think you won't be caught (or that if you do get caught it's a slap on the wrist) then they'll keep doing it. Even though B*NDS is losing out on endorsements and what-not due to what he's used the guy STILL is in the record book over a guy like Hank Aaron which is just sad.

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