Posted by Teddy Panos, Sun Staff
While flicking through the channels in search of something worthwhile to watch on TV one night, I discovered two things; 1) I really miss ESPN Classic (thanks for taking it away Comcast!) and 2) a taped Democratic Presidential debate.
Now the concept of a debate taking place a full ten months before the first primary is ridiculous enough, but the brief time my clicker finger froze on C-Span provided an even more surreal moment. One of the candidates (I won’t say who, but she’s the one with as many name changes as favorite baseball teams) uttered the following; “If I knew then what I know now about Iraq, I wouldn’t have voted in favor of the war.”
Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the point of being a “leader” to know then what you know now? Isn’t that what made George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Winston Churchill, Nelson Mandela and the rest of history’s great visionaries stand apart from the rest?
Before getting too far off track (and before alienating any more people than I already have), let’s get to the point; why do we hold our political leaders to a lower standard than our sports leaders? Mike O’Connell makes a bad decision trading Joe Thornton and he’s sent packing. Presidential candidates make bad decisions on matters of life and death and begin packing for Pennsylvania Avenue.
Which got me thinking; if our sports figures used similar logic, would we cut them the same slack voters cut their political figures? For example;
If he knew then that Roger Clemens would get better as his head grew to “Bondsian” proportions, would Dan Duquette still be Red Sox General Manager now?
If he knew then that starting rookie lefty Bobby Sprowl over Yankee killer Bill Lee in the middle of the Boston Massacre wouldn’t stop the slide, would Don Zimmer be the most beloved bald-headed manager in Red Sox history now?
If they knew then that Alex Rodriguez is the only Yanks veteran whose skills aren’t in decline, would those fraudulent New York fans have stopped booing him sooner so he wouldn’t be counting down the days till he can tell them what to do with their curtain calls now?
If he knew then that cotton uniforms shrink in the rain, would George Costanza be George Steinbrenner’s right-hand man now?
If he knew then that Chris Canty was a better dancer than cornerback, would Bobby Grier still be calling the shots for the Patriots now?
If he knew then that jury acquittals don’t necessarily allow a return to a celebrity lifestyle, would O.J. Simpson have just gone straight to the airport that night and not be such a public pariah now?
If Sebastian Telfair knew then that 3rd string point guards don’t get more than three strikes, would he possess a license to carry a gun now?
If he knew then that the NBA draft lottery wouldn’t produce Tim Duncan, would Rick Pitino have stayed at Kentucky and still be considered a coaching genius now?
If he knew then that Vin Baker hit the bottle harder than he hit the defensive glass, would Chris Wallace be running the Celtics now?
If Jim Campanini and Dennis Whitton knew then how sarcastic and abrasive my writing style was, would they allow me to pollute their newspaper and internet sites now?
What are some other bad judgment calls from the world of sports? Seeing as how they survived incompetence for what seems an eternity, should Matt Millen and Harry Sinden run for political office?




Comments (5)
Teddy- I hate to break it to you, but I have Comcast and I still have ESPN Classic - it was just moved from channel 48 to 258.
If he realized that trading away Joe Thornton (the eventual 2005-06 Hart Trophy Winner and league scoring champ) was the most idiotic move of the season (arguably in all of Bruins history), would Mike O'Connell still be calling the shots in Boston?
Com'on you knew mine would be hockey related.
Posted by Gayle | April 30, 2007 4:23 PM
Posted on April 30, 2007 16:23
Hello! 48 is an analogue channel and would not require an additional charge for box rental fee for the 3 tv's I have in my house. All non HD tv's mind you. Paying $105/month to comcast for analog cable and "high speed" internet when it is working that is, is more than enough! If only we could get some competion in all parts of Lowell!
Posted by T2 | April 30, 2007 4:45 PM
Posted on April 30, 2007 16:45
Ted, This is one of my favorite topics. I like to point out mistakes made by so called "Genius'"
1. Everyone wanted Larry Bird to either Coach the Celts or Follow Pitino as the New GM/ Pres. But let's not forget when Larry Legend WAS employed by the Celts (AS a special assistant to Red) HE made the call to draft the GREAT ACIE EARL.
2. Parcells. Yes This man was the start of the re-birth of the Pariots and helped forged the road to the Glory Days we have enjoyed, HOWEVER. Let's not forget, Marion Butts and a Strange urge to continue to kick off to a Certain Green Bay Kick returner.
3. Belichick. Before he made the MOSS deal , coach Bill Brought in Rejects like Duane Starks, Monty Beisel,Chris Brown, Donald hayes....
Though thes Genius' have redeemed themselves over the years let the record show. WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES......
Posted by Legend Killer | April 30, 2007 11:29 PM
Posted on April 30, 2007 23:29
Killer, they all make mistakes. Belichick, Parcells, Auerbach, all the great ones do. The difference is they make more good decisions than bad ones. A lot more.
Posted by Tito's Terrors | May 1, 2007 10:15 AM
Posted on May 1, 2007 10:15
That's it LK...we're done! Finished! Through!
You know better than to come on here dumping on Larry Legend. I don't care if the man drafts a team full of Acie Earl's, he'd have found a way to put together a winner. In fact, he left because they wouldn't take enough of his suggestions and then made him go fetch Pitino, which he did.
While I agreed with Slick Rick at the time, in retrospect, Gaston should have just turned the keys over to Larry. He was a better pro coach and talent evaluator, and has proved it in the long run.
Don't ever be bringing that anti-Larry stuff in here again!
Posted by Teddy Panos | May 1, 2007 12:19 PM
Posted on May 1, 2007 12:19