
They haven’t even played 100 games yet. There are still more than two full months of the season remaining to be played. With any luck, another month of playoff baseball might follow, so there’s plenty of time for him to redeem himself.
But mark my words: if the Red Sox post-season dreams die, it will be the work of a “cereal� killer…Coco Crisp.
These days, it’s tough to criticize Sox management, especially Theo Epstein. “The Nation� is still recovering from the massive hangover of 2004, and woe to the person who dares differ with the front office in place for that historic comeback and World Series victory. (Notice I said “in place� not “solely responsible for�)
Say a bad word about one of Theo’s roster decisions, and you quickly find yourself isolated, with only Yankees fans and cranky old timers taking your side. That’s sort of like having a political opinion only Al Qaeda and Hezbollah share with you.

However, put down your John Henry issued rose-colored glasses and your Theo Epstein shaken, not stirred Kool-Aid martini for a moment and honestly answer this question; how many games ahead of the Yankees would the Sox be right now if Johnny Damon, not Covelli Loyce Crisp roamed center field at Fenway Park?
I say take the current margin, then add at least five games to cover the difference between Damon instead of Crisp atop the Boston batting order plus what having Damon leading off in the Bronx is worth…and that’s a conservative estimate!
I hate to bore you with numbers, but since this current management philosophy puts so much emphasis in them, we have to take a look. Granted, some of Crisp’s stats are skewed since he missed a month and a half with that finger injury, so those whopping totals of 4-home runs, 17-RBI’s, 37-runs and 11-stolen bases pale in comparison to J.D.’s 11-dingers, 48-ribbies, 69-scores and 11-thefts.
Of course, the at bats stand at 223 vs. 358, meaning all things being equal, Coco should at least provide 62% of “Loco’s� production. For those too lazy to do the math, trust me, he doesn’t come close anywhere except SB’s.
Now let’s look at the statistics not affected by games played; average, on-base percentage and slugging percentage. In order, they read; .260, .319 & .381 vs. .293, .353 & .433. Care to guess who wins the unanimous decision?
In the Sox defense, some will point to another important stat; Damon’s salary. We’ve all heard over and over how paying $13-million a year would be a terrible burden, especially in year four of the deal. My argument; there’s a reason rich folk pay more for a Mercedes than a Hyundai. Besides, when the 2006 playoffs roll around, will anyone really care what happens four years from now?
Speaking of money, remember the price of bringing Crisp to Boston? You think the Sox wouldn’t mind having Andy Marte to trade right about now to help fill one of the gaping holes in the starting rotation?
I’m sorry. Theo and the trio don’t get a free pass here. There have been too many bad judgment calls since the wonderful autumn of ’04. You don’t just go replacing established crunch time performers with one-hit wonders from small-market teams. At least Epstein was willing to cut his losses with Edgar Renteria. It might be time to do the same with Coco Crisp.
Kevin Youkilis has filled the void at leadoff. Wily Mo Pena would be an offensive upgrade in center. The defense would suffer a bit, but perhaps when he climbs the wall to make a catch, he’ll at least be in the same area code as the baseball.
Now pass me another bowl of Captain Crunch and stop trying to ruin my summah!
Anyone else think it's time to give up on Coco Crisp? Can he turn things around or was he just a one-hit wonder in Cleveland?