
Kind of a slow day sports-wise, so for the first time since our Anna Nicole Smith entry, I thought we’d re-visit a sport of a different kind. My inspiration? The new biography about Barbara Streisand which highlights the diva’s sexual exploits.
I can’t help but think of Wilt Chamberlain and his tell-all where he claimed to have slept with 20,000 women. And you thought scoring 100-points was his most amazing accomplishment!
But while “Fab Bab� can’t match "Wilt the Stilt" for sheer volume (at least I don’t think so), the quality of the 10-time Grammy and 2-time Academy award winner’s conquests is quite impressive. Among them:
Steve McQueen (turns out “Papillon� wasn't his greatest escape)
Kris Kristofferson (thanks to contraceptives, A Star Isn’t Born)
Prince Charles and Dodi Fayed (matching Princess Di’s daily double)
Jon Voight (hopefully not in Costanza’s car)
Don Johnson (making nice with Miami Vice)
Warren Beatty (who hasn’t?)
Elliot Gould (along with James Brolin, one of Streisand’s hubbies)
Richard Gere (please tell me that was before Cindy Crawford)
Omar Sharif (fun on the set of “Funny Girl�)
Andre Agassi (dumped him ‘cause he had better hair)
Ice cream heir Richard Baskin (that could explain the expanding rump)
Liam Neeson (from Schindler’s list to Streisand’s)
Peter Jennings (making news on the anchor desk)

No confirmation on whether she bagged President Clinton, but the book does claim Hillary banned “Babs� from the White House after learning she slept over while the First Lady attended to her dying father in Arkansas. So unless the first time was the charm, our former prez did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Now then, whose accomplishments in the oldest “game� of them all are more impressive…Chamberlains 20,000 points or Streisand’s “Evergreen� list of “People Who Need People?� You think all this experience helped “Babs� land the role of the sex therapist mom in “Meet the Fockers?� Would Bill Russell be able to neutralize either of these two off the court?
Are you sure about Richard Gere? Rumor has it that he plays for another team and I do not mean the Yankees.
Posted by Mike Ryan | March 29, 2006 7:01 PM
Posted on March 29, 2006 19:01
Imagining that over-rated, over-hyped, over-the-hill wind bag having sex makes me sicker then that time I found those naked Bea Arthur pictures.
Posted by Legend Killer | March 29, 2006 11:14 PM
Posted on March 29, 2006 23:14
and then theres maude
Posted by the other ted | March 31, 2006 9:50 AM
Posted on March 31, 2006 09:50