We think Lindsay Lohan should just stick to what she does best -- as this blog is linked off of what many call a "family newspaper" we can't divulge in print what that is. We're sure our readers are smart enough to insert said talent themselves.

Anyhow, like all Hollyweirdos, LiLo is schizo and can't settle on just one paramour or career path. She can't even select a gender she prefers. It might be their sense of entitlement or just the tendency to be surrounded by people who fill their heads with grandeur, whatever the case the true Hollywood actress has become extinct.

The scarlet starlet is now trying her hand at becoming a fashion designer and things are not starting off as rosy as one would hope. However, this is Lindsay -- drama queen is an understatement.

Seems one of her pals, or Li-leech, has helped himself to her sketches for her new 6126 clothing line. Patrick Aufdenkamp AKA Pootie, will debut "his" designs at NYC Fashion Week on Feb. 18.

Sources close to LiLo say that the theft has crushed her, but in a statement she tried to remain optimistic confirming she told Pootie to find another faux-iend.

"I should've known better. But new year for me and a new beginning! Health, happiness, success and love!"

Now, if she can just get over Samantha Ronson, Lindsay might just be staging a comeback becoming the Britney Spears of 2010.