Thank the Lord! Mr. Blackwell is still alive!

What would we ever do without his in depth analysis on what Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham is wearing. Well, I guess we could just rely on the other crypt keeper — Joan Rivers.

Richard Blackwell, 85, collapsed at his home and was unconscious when he was brought to the hospital on Tuesday, publicist Harlan Boll said. Blackwell was given antibiotics to treat the unspecified infection.

“He appears to be cognizant of his surrounding and acknowledged his partner, Spencer,” Boll said.

Holy scandal! Is Mr. Blackwell's boy-toy Spencer Pratt from "The Hills". I knew that boy was too coiffed to be straight.

Vickie Becks topped Mr. B's worst dressed this year. He said of the spice mom's style: “In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty Posh can really wreck-em."