Last week, I got to play the role of a lifetime. I picked my costume out the night before -- trenchcoat, extra-large sunglasses and high heels I regretted wearing halfway through the day.
I crept down alleys, hid behind a dumpster, bribed a local business owner, got kicked out of a restaurant and manipulated a poor innocent citizen all for my own gain.
All just to meet Ricky Gervais...obviously!