WANTED: Male or female who has nothing better to do than party. Qualities that are a must include shallowness, stupidity and the ability to look good in pictures BUT not as good as Paris does. Being vapid is a plus.

America's heir head, Paris Hilton is seeking a new BFF. This time she isn't looking for the next train wreck in La La Land to latch on to. Nope, not Hiltie. She has higher standards than that.

Paris will choose her new party pal from a select pool of contestants on her new reality show, “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF.” The MTV series, which begins production next month, will follow 20 contestants as they live together and vie for the chance to be Hilton’s permanent plus-one.

MTV says more than 85,000 potential pals applied. Amazing. Gives a whole new meaning to friends with benefits.