It has been a few days since our last post, but our favorite celebrity tabloid whores are not doing anything exciting lately.

Britney seems sober and she has been wearing underwear. Paris is planning an upcoming charity trip to Africa. Then Lindsay is out of rehab and back in LA, but she is on the wagon.

Where is all the scandal? We need a full moon.

All we have is washed-up actor, David Hasselhoff relasping. Amy Winehouse hasn't even turned up on drugs somewhere.

What are all these celebrities doing? Getting their Halloween costumes together?