So the Yankees are in town – ho hum. The big news swirling around their visit is that A-Rod is cheating on his wife with a buxom blonde bunny.

A couple of days ago the New York Post splashed a pic of Alex Rodriguez leaving a strip club in Toronto with a "mystery blonde". Apparently the women spotted with the Yankee slugger is Joselyn Noel Morse — a (gasp) stripper! No kidding like we couldn’t tell from her over-processed hair and ample bosom.

Anyway, Cynthia, his stylish wife, who has family in Lowell, flew up to Boston to an eye on her wandering hubby. They were spotted dining at No. 9 Park and took no questions for the reporters waiting for them.

We don’t care who A-Rod is rounding the bases with, long as it is not at Fenway tonight!