Who does every other prisoner call collect when they get phone privleges? Why Barbara Walters of course!

Inmate 9818783 or Paris Hilton chatted with The View matriach on Sunday. We so wish Rosie O'Donnell was still there for this one. Hiltie told Walters that her "act" is now over and she will no longer play a dumb blonde.

The heir-head says that, "God has released" her spirit from its previous incarnation. Her new mission will be to take on charity causes for breast cancer . She also wants to open the Paris Hilton Playhouse for disabled children. Maybe she will play Mother Teresa after all (remember that?)

Of course, she did tell Walters that her face is dry because she has no moisturizer — nothing has changed there.