Yes that's right, I am going on a much needed vacation until next Thursday! But what bad timing! Britney is making her comeback with appearences at House of Blues locations. Lindsay Lohan's mother wants to replace Rosie on "The View". Ashlee Simpson was carried out of a nightclub by her "boyfriend" Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy. Linda picked out her prom dress for the Perfect Prom Sweepstakes.

I have worse timing than Howard K. Stern's little boys!

If I can score some free wireless Internet anywhere I will be sure to update. If not see you when I return next week.