What Britney doesn't her two boys! Give them to Larry. He'll take 'em! Doesn't he look so angelic?

Another gossip rag with less clout than OK is reporting that Larry Birkhead is actually a closeted homosexual. I knew there was something up...with that hair-do and all.

Former male model (aren't they all "former models" or is it a call boy?), Kerrick Ross says the two were an item while both resided in Kentucky.

"He apparently had sex with Anna Nicole and fathered her baby, but there is no question: He also had sex with me!" Kerrick said.

We don;t believe it one bit! Gays from Kentucky...no way!