I had a dream last night, o.k. it was a nightmare, that if we all keep picking on Britney Spears she will never make an album again. When I woke up "...baby, one more time" was playing on the radio.

It was a sign from above! Maybe it was Anna Nicole Smith reaching from beyond the grave.

I don't think I will be able to live with myself knowing that when we go out dancing we'll be listening to mash-ups of Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy" with the Brister's "Toxic". So I am starting a campaign to save Britney!

Team Britney! Join the revolution today!

Save the "sick, little girl" from Kentwood, Louisana...y'all!

Stay classy.