Feeling a bit jaded that Valentine’s Day is next week and you have a date with Ben & Jerry in your living room. Well, just imagine how Kevin Federline feels?

Now, you don’t have to. The Fed-Ex will be hosting the Anti-Valentine’s Party at the Gypsy Bar in Boston this Friday and you could be his date. Or at least party away your pain with him.

Also, if you bring along a picture of your ex to shred, it will gain you entrance into the VIP room. And you thought your ex was good for nothing.

No word yet if the former Mr. Britney Spears will be spitting any of his flows that evening.