You’re at your AA meeting when Lindsay Lohan walks in. She takes a seat next to you and asks you to be her sponsor. After the meeting is over, the two of you leave together and she asks you to buy her a bottle of Grey Goose. She says it’s for a friend and will throw a $1000 your way if you do it. So you go into the packie and grab a fifth.

At the next meeting, Lohan outs you for making her fall off the wagon. You decide it’s time to call Us Weekly with an exclusive story about the red-head. You tell the editors…

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