It’s obvious by the number of hits I get that you all enjoy looking at Britney’s goodies but are not inclined to comment on them. Maybe it just leaves you speechless or maybe there isn’t anything you can think up with substance to respond.

Either or, I am implementing a new feature on The Frosting today called Daily Licks. More than likely it will be posted mid-afternoon when you need a cyber sugar high.

This is how it will work…I will post a speculation and you can come up with the answer. It ‘s a way to get you thinking.

So here is today’s:
You wake up on the floor of a suite at The Four Seasons in Boston after The Who concert at The Garden this weekend. To your left is your cell, a box of pizza from Pizzeria Regina with only crusts and a necktie (not yours). To your right is what looks like Pete Townsend in a Santa Claus suit. You get up to walk to the bathroom and look in the mirror to see…

Lindsay Lohan's publicist, Leslie Sloane, released the following statement this afternoon:
"Yes, she's been attending some [Alcoholics Anonymous] meetings, and it's going to be a slow process. This is a positive period. Let's hope that the press doesn't turn it into a negative. Maybe if (the press) backs off on her she'll be in a good space. Let's see if we don't have to hear about it every day, and they're following her and trying to find her. Because that will just really not be good."

We had no idea one of the 12 steps was to hang out with your party pals until 5 in the morning! We should sing up if it’s true!!!

Sad sad news today in La La Land. No, Pam Anderson didn’t get back together with Kid Rock, George Clooney’s best friend Max passed away on Friday.

The 300-pound pot-bellied pig was fading daily. Poor Max had severe arthritis and was partially blind.

If George needs some comforting, I am sure there are plenty of ladies and gents out there to soothe the eligible bachelor.

You’re at your AA meeting when Lindsay Lohan walks in. She takes a seat next to you and asks you to be her sponsor. After the meeting is over, the two of you leave together and she asks you to buy her a bottle of Grey Goose. She says it’s for a friend and will throw a $1000 your way if you do it. So you go into the packie and grab a fifth.

At the next meeting, Lohan outs you for making her fall off the wagon. You decide it’s time to call Us Weekly with an exclusive story about the red-head. You tell the editors…

(If you are not familiar with the Daily Lick, look at last Friday’s post)

Do you hate the crush of holiday shopping — overcrowded mall parking lots, relentless cheery music, endless checkout lines?

If you have turned into an online shopper, I want to hear from you. I want to know the good, the bad and the ugly of Christmas shopping online.

Please drop me a line with your contact info at rbriere@lowellsun.com.

For the 30th thime this year, celeb rags and blogs are reporting that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have called it quits. If they did this time for real I don't understand why both of them or at least one of them come clean about their split?

Reportedly Vince spent the Thanksgiving holiday in Budapest in the company of some female adult entertainers (that's the nice way of saying it). while Jen was in L.A.

When you are basically called a bad mother by Courtney Love, you must start to rethink your parenting skills.

The Grunge Godess told reporters that she at least spent the first year of her daughter, Francis Bean's life at home with her, in reference to Britney Spears's bender.

Maybe this will be a blessing in disguise or unwashed hair, track marks and drag queen makeup.

This needs no sarcastic remark…

Poor Tori. Aaron would not be happy this is happening to his little girl!

Click the link below to see Britney Spears's response to her recent wild behavior. And yes she mentions the flashing incidents.

Brit's Statement

We can't wait till we have Britney Back...yeah...looking fabulous as she did in this vintage pic!

Nicole Richie pulled a Paris this morning. No, she wasn’t hanging with Britney or making a night-vision video, she was bagged for a DUI.

Reports from the left coast say that she was arrested in Glendale at 4:50 a.m. this morning.

Jingle Ball 2006

Kiss 108’s Jingle Ball rocked the Tsongas Arena last night and I was in the fifth row! There were a ton of highlights of the night here is a list:

There was an eruption just to my left and I looked over to see Curt Schilling! The Red Sox pitching ace posed for every screaming tween girl who asked for a pic, including this one (plus about 10 years).

When Fallout Boy wrapped their set, drummer Andy Hurley’s threw his drumstick that landed at my feet. I ended up doing my act of kindness for the day and gave to the young girl next to me.

Later at Cobblestones Restaurant around the corner, singer KT Tunstall was enjoying dinner with her band. We chatted briefly when she was on her way out. You wouldn’t believe that a woman that tiny has such a powerful voice. She is pictured above (second from right) with Eric McNight from Andover, KT’s keyboardist Kenny, Tiffany Carter from Lowell and Kelli Plath all at the restaurant.

Rapper Eminem divorced his second wife for the second time. That may sound a bit strange, but he married the same women twice.

Marshall and Kim Mathers divorced splitting their property and sharing the custody of their 10-year-old daughter. Sounds like they’re getting into the spirit of Christmas.

I wonder why she even forgave and married him again after he wrote a song about murdering her and blasted her on each of his albums. Must be love!

Hey, they say that the third time is a charm. Maybe they could give it another shot?

So the reigning Miss USA, Tara Conner, is getting a second chance. The understanding and gracious, Donald Trump who is the owner of the Miss USA pageant, gave the blond a reprieve. Of course, she is doing what all celebs do when they get caught doing something against the law or morally wrong: enter rehab.

She joins the ranks of Nicole Richie, Mel Gibson, Mark Foley, Ted Haggard…what a lovely bunch.

If you haven’t been following the story, the bad-girl beauty queen was caught boozing, she’s only 19, and allegedly doing drugs. This is a big no-no on the pageant circuit.

Poor girl, she should of just went to college instead. She must be living up to the name. Tara Reid was once THE party girl, but has supposedly cleaned her act up.

P.Diddy and girlfriend Kim Porter’s twin girls were born yesterday.

D'Lila Star Combs and Jessie James Combs were both about 5 pounds.

We’re thinking someday they’ll be more famous than the Hilton sisters. What do you think?

If he wasn’t already the center of attention, James Brown stole the spotlight away of Jesus by passing away on the eve of his birthday.

I wonder if he walked through the pearly gates or jived? "Get up, get on up!" You think since it was Christmas God would allow the sex machine through the gates even if he looked like this?

American Idol, Carrie Underwood is saving a horse and riding a Cowboy — Tony Romo.

The Dallas Cowboy quarterback supposedly told a small-town newspaper that the two were dating. Romo has a thing for blonde song birds, he was linked to Jessica Simpson early this year.

Page Six is reporting that Julia Roberts is pregnant with her third child. Her and her husband, Danny Moder, already have twins.

Congrats to America’s sweetheart and most acceptable husband stealer.