The Britney and Fed-ex hoopla couldn’t have been more perfect timing for Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe. The couple’s divorce has quietly slipped under the celeb blog radar, but we expect the two wholesome blonde babes to keep it clean.

The high-paid actress filed papers yesterday citing irreconcilable differences and asked for joint custody of their two children.

I’m sure we won’t see Mr. Phillipe counter filing for custody in spite, like K-Fed.