What's wrong with George Michael? The former 80s boy-toy and I do mean for the boys, was found slumped over the wheel of his car (again) this weekend. Either this man has no luck or he needs a father-figure.

Bad girl, Willa Ford was live on WAAF this morning talking about her run-in with Paris Hilton in Las Vegas. One of the ‘stars’ and I use that term loosely, of "Dancing with the Stars" dished the dirt on the incident that never really escalated into a cat fight. Ford claims Hiltie was walking by her table multiple times giving her ‘the look.’

Maybe Paris just wanted another round of girl PDA for her Sidekick to leak to the public when her popularity starts to dwindle. Sex tapes always seem to help the heiress’s approval rating. George W. should try this sometime.

In the candid interview, Ford didn’t confirm or deny hooking up with her dance partner. She just stated they are "hanging out." She also said that Nick Carter, who she used to date, and the Carter family, are crazy in so many words. Like we already didn’t know that from the premiere episode of "The Carters" on E! last night.

Be on the look out for someone ‘Humpin’ Around’ the state. A judge has issued an arrest warrant for troubled has been rapper, Bobby Brown. He had skipped a court date on charges he owes $11,000 in back child support to his former girlfriend.

It may be his prerogative but Brown should know better than to mess with yo’ baby mamma.

Can’t Paris find her own man and not someone else’s? Reports out of Hollywood are that Hiltie was clocked in the jaw by Shanna Moakler (WHO?!?) at Hyde Night Club. Moakler’s husband, Travis Barker of Blink 182, recently filed for separation and has been linked to some late night hotel rendezvous with Hiltie.


Both women filed police reports after the fight was over. Moakler claims Paris’s billionaire boy-toy Brandon Davis dumped a drink over her head and pushed her down the stairs. This was after Shanna punched the heir-head in the face.

I’m buying a Team Shanna shirt today!

It's confirmed...Donna Martin is three months pregnant. Congrats to Tori Spelling, she deserve some happiness since her mom Candy is screwing her over.

Jimmy Buffet is hanging out with Emily in Margaritaville. The pariah of parrot heads was busted at a South France airport with more than 100 tabs of ecstasy.

Buffet’s rep claims the pills were a prescription not X. We would like to know who his doc is and does his Medicare cover that!

After paying only $380, the raver was released.

Finally we can sleep at night! Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are BFFs again! The pair squashed their feud to work together as camp counselors on the new season of "A Simple Life"

I wonder if it was the money that brought these two together again or if it was one of their life coaches? Anyway that’s hot.

Reunited and it feels so good….

In the new issue of "Us Weekly", Tara "Train Wreck" Reid admits what we already know she got a bad boob job. The throaty actress, and we mean her voice folks, claims she only wanted Bs but ended up with "lumpy" Cs that to us look like Ds.

She even told the reporter that the men she was taking home told her to turn off the lights because they couldn’t stand to look at her ta-tas.

Poor Tara, can’t get a break or a boob for that matter. But you have to clean up your act in order to clean up your image.

I am wondering if celebs really care about Africa or they just think it is a trendy way to become involved with the "real" world. We all know that U2 front man, Bono, is serious about the troubled continent, but the rest seem to be jumping on the good press bandwagon.

First Angelina, now Madonna has adopted a child from Africa, Jay-Z just had a street named after him in Nigeria and Titanic cutie Leo is touring orphanages there as well.

What is Central America the red headed step child of Third World Nations? Haven’t these celebrities seen the late night commercials of doe-eyed kids with mismatched sneakers in Ecuador?

Imagine the nerve?!? Lindsay Lohan was served with a court summons this weekend while walking the red carpet. The starlet is called to testify against her mother, Dina, of all people.

Mama Lohan is charged with fraud and theft in a music deal from 2002. Seems like were the ones duped into believing her daughter can sing. Maybe we should sue.

Peace-nik Paul McCartney a wife beater?!? That’s what his now estranged wife Heather Mills is claiming in the divorce papers. She also claims he was a drunk and for most of the four years of their marriage was high.

Are you surprised? He’s a rock star…hello! But the most disturbing thing is supposedly the former Beatle would deprive his one legged beauty of her bedpan so she didn’t have to hop to the bathroom late at night.

I don’t think John would approve, do you?

It’s all quiet on the western front — Los Angeles that is. No new African babies, no cat fights, no Paris, what’s going on? They must be gearing up for a big weekend of tabloid-topping headlines.

So to keep things rolling here at The Frosting, I am positing pics of some of our fav celebs. Let me know who you think is best dressed or destined for Mr. Blackwell’s list this year…
The contenders are: Ms. Hilton

The lovely Lohan

Hero of homeless chic Mary-Kat Olsen

Honeychild Nicole Richie

And new mama Spears

So the rest of the world and I were bamboozled by the Britser and K-Fed of all people. The newest addition to the Federline clan is not Sutton Pierce as first reported, his name is Jayden James. Sounds like a stripper’s name to me, maybe Kevin got the inspiration from one of the many lap dance parlors he frequents in Las Vegas.

I personally think Sutton Pierce sounds more romantic like Cary Grant or Pierce Brosnan. Which name do you prefer?

Poor, poor Nicole. As if we didn’t see it coming, the 25-year-old has entered rehab for her weight. Her publicist still denies she doesn’t have an eating disorder, but just entered to figure out why she is not putting on any weight.

Could it be that she doesn’t consume anything more than a few celery sticks a week. Wait they have too many calories, she only drinks sugar free Red Bulls to keep her walking.

All kidding aside, good luck Ms. Richie.

Even though I have been told otherwise but I truly believe October is the month to break up. The newest couple entering splitsville is Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherpoon.

I thought it was depressing when Tom and Nicole called it quits, I just don’t know what to do with myself now.