It sure wasn’t a day of rest yesterday for the working stiffs — I mean stars of Hollywood.

The Prince of Darkness’ spawn, Kelly Osbourne, is denying rumors that she was married in an inflatable church at the Electric Picnic Music Festival in Ireland this past weekend.

Kate Moss is still engaged to the world’s most famous drug addict, Pete Doherty.
Doherty was evicted from his London flat today for leaving it covered with blood smeared walls and littered with needles. Now all Kate has to do is start a rock band and they'll be the 2000s answer to Kurt and Courtney. We all know how that ended.

Lindsey Lohan and her beau-of-the-month, Harry Morton put on a PDA spectacle while vacationing in Hawaii. Jaws are jabbering that Morton popped the question to the strawberry pop tart this weekend.

Tom Cruise knocked on Brooke Sheilds door to give her a face to face apology stemming from his bashing on her use of anti-depressants after her battles with post-partum depression. Let the spin control begin — I predict Katie maybe a pill popper.

Hmmm…do you think I missed anything?