America's white trash sweetheart, Britney Spears, has reportedly sceduled a C-Section within the upcoming days. Her and modern day gigolo, K-Fed's first son Preston will turn one next week.

I'm rooting for a girl! Someone is going to have to smack Suri Holmes-Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt around when they decide to drive in their Mercedes to In 'N Out Burger after a margarita.