Archives of: September 2006
September 5, 2006
Manic Monday

It sure wasn’t a day of rest yesterday for the working stiffs — I mean stars of Hollywood.

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The Prince of Darkness’ spawn, Kelly Osbourne, is denying rumors that she was married in an inflatable church at the Electric Picnic Music Festival in Ireland this past weekend.

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Kate Moss is still engaged to the world’s most famous drug addict, Pete Doherty.
Doherty was evicted from his London flat today for leaving it covered with blood smeared walls and littered with needles. Now all Kate has to do is start a rock band and they'll be the 2000s answer to Kurt and Courtney. We all know how that ended.

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Lindsey Lohan and her beau-of-the-month, Harry Morton put on a PDA spectacle while vacationing in Hawaii. Jaws are jabbering that Morton popped the question to the strawberry pop tart this weekend.

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Tom Cruise knocked on Brooke Sheilds door to give her a face to face apology stemming from his bashing on her use of anti-depressants after her battles with post-partum depression. Let the spin control begin — I predict Katie maybe a pill popper.

Hmmm…do you think I missed anything?

The P. Daddy doubles the fun

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I already informed you that rapper P. Diddy is going to be a P.Daddy and asked you guys to name the little bundle of joy. Great news! His baby mama is preggers with twinsies!!!!!

Can you say the future Olsens……

September 6, 2006
It's Alive!!!

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Suri Holmes-Cruise is officially coming out of the crib. A 22-page picture spread in this month’s "Vanity Fair" which hits stands this week features the new face of Scientology.

Holmes states in the article that she is saddened by all the tabloid rumors that there was something wrong with their first child.

Totally understandable since everyone thought she was an alien.

I can see the future of Hollywood now….Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Suri the next Paris and Nicole…stay tuned.

A Bit of Doubt

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Has Gwen Stefani gone bananas? B-A-N-A-N-A-S!?! The living Barbie doll has now made herself into a plastic one with the launch of her doll collection.

I don’t know how well they’ll sell to girls at the age that play with dolls. They might end up in a pervert's bedroom if anything.

September 7, 2006
Prada in the Pen

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If you haven't heard already....Paris Hilton was arrested early this morning in Hollywood for a DUI. Instead of being in bars, Hiltie was behind bars.

According to the Godfather of Celeb Blogs, Perez Hilton, the Hilton sisters, "Entourage" cutie Kevin Connolly and party-pal Kimberly Stewart were at Dragonfly attending a benefit. After allegedly sipping only one margarita, the heir-head left in her Mercedes for L.A.'s popular after-hours munchie magnet, In 'N Out Burger.

She was pulled over a block away and given a field sobriety test and administered a breathalizer, which registered her blood alcohol level as .08 — Cali's legal limit.

After being booked, sister Nicky's beau Connolly bailed her out.

I wonder if she told the officers "that's hot" while being manhandled and hand cuffed? As soon as the mug shot hits the Web it will be posted here. Keep checking back for more updates.

To the Rescue!!!!

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Nicky Hilton and Kevin Connolly wait at the police station as Paris Hitlon is booked for her DUI charge. Don't you love that the boys in blue have refreshments while you're waiting. Only in L.A.

Still searching for this mug shots. Stay tuned...

Paris Arrest Pics

As promised here are some snapshots of the Hilton take down. Still searching for that mug shot if anyone out there has seen it, let us know.

Do you think they have enough cops to take this criminal in. Looks like they’re checking out the view from behind.
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September 8, 2006
Britney Baby Watch

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America's white trash sweetheart, Britney Spears, has reportedly sceduled a C-Section within the upcoming days. Her and modern day gigolo, K-Fed's first son Preston will turn one next week.

I'm rooting for a girl! Someone is going to have to smack Suri Holmes-Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt around when they decide to drive in their Mercedes to In 'N Out Burger after a margarita.

September 11, 2006
Tacky Mom's Tragedy

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In a strange twist of fate the infamous stripper turned billionaire, Anna Nicole Smith’s 20-year –old son died days after she gave birth to her daughter.

There is no confirmed cause of death yet and reports are sketchy. It was first reported that Daniel Smith died in his sleep. Now there are reports that he collapsed in the hospital maternity ward suffering a massive heart attack.

September 12, 2006
Oops, she did it again

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"Star" and "Us Weekly" are reporting that Britney Spears has given birth to another boy just two days before son Preston's first birthday Thursday. The Britster supposedly delivered via C-section just before 2 a.m. today at a Los Angeles hospital.

Her ex Justin Timberlake is brinin' sexy back and she's brinin' flat abs back.

I was hoping it was a girl for Britney's sake. How are her two sons going to turn out with K-Fed as a father figure? At least if she had a princess it would follow in her foot steps. Oh - wait a minute, who am I kidding both of them are doomed.

Anyone have any guesses on the name? I say Autumn Spears-Federline.

September 20, 2006
Oh Baby, baby!

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It¹s official Britney Spears and K-Fed have dubbed their son Sutton Pierce.
Their second child joins another S.P.F., his older bro Sean Preston Spears.

How much you want to bet the Britster is bare foot and prego again by
Christmas?

Celebrity Justice

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Man-candy Justin Timberlake and his gal pal, Cameron Diaz, have had yet another run-in with paparazzi. JT showed off some of his slick dancing moves in a showdown outside a friend's home in the Hollywood Hills. The couple was attending a party when he broke out into a rendition of Michael Jackson's "Beat It" video.

First it was the glove, then it was the nickname: JT like MJ, after that it was the squealing little boy voice, now he is stealing his moves. Can't Justin get his own sctick?

Poor JT, cry us a river. He doesn't want to have his picture taken. Too bad!!! You're dating a movie star, hanging out in The Hills and might be the most popular male pop singer of this generation. If you don't like, mive to Bahrain like your idol!

We just want to love you Justin, but you need to lay off the juice!

It's time to Frost the do-nots

I want to apologize to Frosting Fans for the absence of postings since last week. Apparently something was rotten in the city of Denver, where the server is located.

But now I'm back to sprinkle your day with sweet tid-bits about La La Land. And boy did we miss a lot of salacious "news"!

September 22, 2006
Smile...

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don't understand celebrities...but do any of us? First JT tries to punch out a photog - for the second time, now Gavin flips off the paparazzi while relaxing with wife, Gwen Stefani and their son. Yeah, we get it you don't want you picture taken without your stylist, haridresser and makeup artist. But if the women in your life don't seem to care why do you?

September 26, 2006
Not Bending Like Beckham

Things just keep getting stranger in Hollyweird land. One half of TomKat is slated to play one of the Beckhams in an upcoming movie about the soccer star and his former Spice Girl wife. I’m wondering why this film is even interesting, sounds like a straight to video to me.

The more puzzling piece of this puzzle is why a post-pregnancy Katie Holmes, who before hand was more than likely a size 6 is playing waif Victoria?!? They should asked Nicole Richie to don some raven locks for this role.

You decide...
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September 27, 2006
Baby Banter

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Could Tori Spelling be the next one to be popping one out? With the recent death of her father, tumultuous relationship with her mother and a husband –stealing scandal a baby could cheer up the 90210 alum.

Donna Martin impregnated!!!!


In other baby news…
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It was revealed yesterday that the mystery of the identity of Anna Nicole Smith’s newborn daughter’s father is none other than her lawyer Howard K. Stern. And you sickos thought her son died from the shock of finding out he was the father.