Last night's Teen Choice Awards were like a five-year high school reunion — still too fresh to have let go of exes, embarrassing mishaps, rumors and back stabbing friends. The show reunited former Newlyweds, Nick and Jessica with awkward references to their split.

But the highlight of the night came with the closing number from Mr. Spears, K-Fed. The faux-rapper almost made me lose my dinner with his performance of "Lost Control".

I think I finally figured out why Britney stays with the Prince of White Trash. He is a bad Justin Timberlake impersonator. Thank heavens JT is bringin’ sexy back, since K-Fed is bringin’ Vanilla Ice back.