30,000 Mile High Club

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My fav member of the Glitterati, Ms. Paris Hilton is taking a virgin to outer space.

The heir-head has reserved a seat on million-dollar thrill seeker and Virgin CEO, Richard Branson’s space-shuttle venture. Though there is no set date for the launch, Hiltie reportedly paid $195,000 for the ride of a lifetime. I thought she could get that for free from one of her many boy-toys.

She may be shocked to learn though that adult diapers are required for the blast off. That may make or break her decision, since she has been photographed panty-less on many occasions.

To the moon, Paris….to the moon!!!!!

Comments (2)
crazyGirl:

If money can buy you anything, why is she still so dumb? Or am I confusing dumb with shallow?
Maybe she wants to be the first to have sex in space. It's not that I hate her, she just wastes money so frivously. At least Angelina Jolie is feeding starvin' marvin' from africa.

Rachel:

Whatever do you mean? She doesn't spend $$$$ frivously. She just tends to overindulged...

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