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February 6, 2007
Homer's Oscar Picks
Here's a little promo I got in my e-mail today from the folks who are promoting "The Simpsons Movie."
HOMER SIMPSON'S OSCAR® PICKS
BEST PICTURE: “Little Miss Sunshine.� I just love the idea of a family where the son
can’t talk and the grandfather dies. The feel-good hit of the year!
BEST ACTOR: Forest Whitaker –“The Last King of Scotland.� He didn’t just chew the
scenery, he ate the cast.
BEST ACTRESS: I pick the only one of these ladies who’s a true American–Penelope Cruz.
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Mark Wahlberg. I love how at the end of the movie he kills Matt Damon. Whoops, I gave it away.
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Sharon Stone–“Basic Instinct II.� Write it in, people.
OUTSTANDING ANIMATED FILM: “The Simpsons Movie.� “Cars� has talking cars, but we have talking people.
BEST SONG: How can you go against the most crowd-pleasing musical ever: “An Inconvenient Truth.�
BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE: “Jesus Camp.� I always wanted to know what Jesus’s last name was.
BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT SUBJECT: Who cares? Get off my awards show. I want more close-ups of Jack Nicholson laughing.
MOST UNBELIEVABLE SNUB: “Dreamgirls.� I can’t believe this wasn’t up for Best Picture – especially after Eddie Murphy played the parts of all the girls. The only thing missing was the
flatulent, foul-mouthed Granny. Thank God there was a great one in “The Queen.�
Posted by Andy Ravens at February 6, 2007 3:29 PM